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Scholars have calculated that God killed over 2 million people throughout the written word of the Bible. I know what you're thinking, "How can I get in on that action?". Well that's a good question that has arisen in the minds of finer Christians than yourself. Shit man, that's what the crusades were all about. But who wants to travel halfway across the globe to smite people in the name of God...that's hard. Well now you don't have to! For a very reasonable fee, Pastor Tim will curse anyone, anywhere, anytime all in the name of our Lord and Saviour, JESUS H CHRIST.

Is this witchcraft? Is this black magic? No! This is good clean Christian cursing done by a real Christian pastor. Don't trust some witch doctor hack in a grass skirt for your cursing needs. If you need to curse someone, then pay Pastor Tim to do it. He's a white guy.